In the beginning there was the computer. And God said:
c:\>Let there be light!
Enter user ID.
c:\>God
Enter password.
c:\>Omniscient
Password incorrect. Try again.
c:\>Technocrat
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
c:\>Let there be light!
Unrecognizable command. Try again.
c:\>Create light
Done
c:\>Run separation of light and dark
And God created day and night. And God saw there were 0 errors.
c:\>Create firmament
Done
c:\>Run firmament
And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
c:\>Create dry_land
Done
c:\>Run dry_land
And God divided land from water. And God saw there were 0 errors.
c:\>Create sun_moon_stars
Done
c:\>Run sun_moon_stars
And God created lights in the sky. And God saw there were 0 errors.
c:\>Create fish and fowl
Done
c:\>Create cattle and creepy_things
Done
c:\>Now let us make man in our image
Unspecified type. Try again.
c:\>Create man
Done
c:\>Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the fowl of the air and over every living thing that creepeth upon the earth
Too many command operands. Try again.
c:\>Run multiplication
Execution terminated. 1 errors.
c:\>Copy woman from man
Done
And God saw man and woman enjoying life in Garden.edn
c:\>Create tree_of_knowledge
Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
Warning system error in sector E02. Man and woman not in Garden.edn. 1 errors.
c:\>Scan Garden.edn for man, woman
Search failed.
c:\>Destroy freewill
Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
c:\>Stop
Unrecognizable command. Try again
c:\>Break
c:\>Break
c:\>Break
ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS: VIRUS DETECTED***COMPUTER GOING DOWN.
c:\>Identify virus
Virus=SIN
c:\>Erase sin
System violation. Operator must become virus to erase it.
c:\>So be it
And God logged off.
